Letters to Nobody

If my thoughts were a webpage, well, I guess they are now.
Jan 28
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iPad?

My only hate on the iPad is it’s name.  It makes me think that apple developed some sweet ass maxi pads that will tell me if my flow is regular and how healthy my uterine wall lining is!

i still love apple though, and i’m still waiting for the iVibe.

adam666:

so I have been reading all over this internets about the iPad. Sure it doesn’t have flash, sure it doesn’t make espresso, and sure it doesn’t talk about it friends behind their backs. Most of the things I have read that are negative were probably typed out on a Cheeto stained keyboard while the “author” guzzled Code Red Mountain Dew. At least Apple is trying, yes their shit is expensive, yes it doesn’t have EVERYTHING imaginable. Nothing does. It is a HUGE step forward in technology and for the max price of $900 that’s less than most high end notebooks. It has become cool and trendy to hate Apple, and not buy their “hip” products. It’s like a flock of birds all landing on a wire, then abandoning it for another, together all in unison. First you loved Apple, and their gadgets, now you hate them, for no more reason than you loved them. Yes it’s vapid consumerism, yes they are expensive. But for the price of your $4 soy, extra foam, 76 degree, double cupped latte every work day for a month you could buy a new one each month. So shut up, buy it or don’t, Apple doesn’t care, and I sure as hell don’t either. I’m not gonna buy one, but you don’t see me hating on it because I can’t afford it, or boo-hoo it doesn’t have a magazine store. DEVELOP ONE THEN, or quit bitching and go eat more cheetos in your mom’s basement.

Oct 06
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I should be studying but I am totally fixated on this link my friend sent me of all of the Disney Princes drawn in their man panties.  Kocoum is the best thing ever… especially since he reminds me of Katrin and my horrible Pocohantas song singing last summer, but yeah, fucking get down Kocoum.

I should be studying but I am totally fixated on this link my friend sent me of all of the Disney Princes drawn in their man panties.  Kocoum is the best thing ever… especially since he reminds me of Katrin and my horrible Pocohantas song singing last summer, but yeah, fucking get down Kocoum.

Sep 24
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This is my favorite thing ever.  I thank the New York Lotto for giving it to me.

Sep 23
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I think one of the reasons I have stopped posting to Tumblr is because whenever I sign in I see that my tumblarity is 0 and it makes me want to leave rather than put effort into internet popularity.

I guess a secondary reason is because I have been too busy learning all of the stuff that is inside of a human body and freaking out on a constant basis about that, although my study methods of “study always” and “never go out” have been paying off so far…

Aug 07
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(via xoxob)

i miss monster and lulu sososososo much

(via xoxob)

i miss monster and lulu sososososo much

Aug 06
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I love Pirr but she doesn’t seem to be returning the enthusiasm

I love Pirr but she doesn’t seem to be returning the enthusiasm

Jul 22
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adam666:
current project: putting ape hangers on my bike. estimated finish time: sunday
how hot is my boyfriend on his bike?

adam666:

current project: putting ape hangers on my bike. estimated finish time: sunday

how hot is my boyfriend on his bike?

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Happy Birthday to me!

Happy Birthday to me!

Jul 16
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indierawk:

Keren Ann - For You And I.

“Somewhere late at night the merman called the breeze. Found and out of sight, and simply watched at ease…”

Keren Ann makes me think NYC is such a magical, ethereal city. They have mermaids and unicorns there, right?

i have been chilling while stoned to this song for the last 3 years at least.

Jul 12
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I would love for someone to clean my room for me.

I am trying to decide if I should wait it out in hopes that someone will magically appear to help me sort out more of the crap I don’t want, or if I should suck it up and stop watching Harry Potter movies.